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I would have posted this just after R. showed it to me, but I could not stop laughing long enough!!!

More about me&Eria

So,

I've got to get Eria off my back for not posting enough or any. This blog was supposed to help me keep my sanity while I'm otherwise bedridden. I can say it would have failed if not for the other gay porn blogs.

So...
I am going to talk about me and her some more.

I am Canadian born, currently living in some backwater E. Europe country. I went to school at UCLA and spent a lot of time on my back paying for it. That's right folks, I used to be an escort/hustler, back in the days (hard to belive it's 8 years ago). I never got into the jizz biz for a simple simple reason: my looks were not to that time's standard. However, I  had a chance to meet people from the industry through my boyfriend (my first) who used to work behind the scenes first for Colt, then Falcon then...well, he worked for almost all major studios except Next Door. He got me my first jizz bizz job: writing marketing copy for tapes and promotional material. Held this job for about 2 years, then decided to actually try an make a living only from writing.

...really, hun? no other posts?

I am just writing to bug you, R! Weren't you supposed to write at least 3 posts per week?

Eri's first words

First, to hubby: you are now officially just 1 nut away from being a squirrel farm. Nut no.2 is this blog. Btw, don't you think the content of these first two posts should be better in a separate page, About Us or somethin'..anyway, it's your blog. Same, why not just buy a domain instead of blogger.com? Then again you would have bugged me for days to install stuff and administer the domain...

Second, to the rest of the readers, who now consists of exactly 5 other people besides you and me (yes, R, check the stats...please tell me you didn't add this blog on Facebook to all our friends and very bigot, homophobic, overly-christen and overall dumb extended family)...anyway, where was I?

A, to the rest of the readers, a few fun facts about me, in a nice bulleted list for usability reasons (after the jump):

first...an explanation

Eri says I am just 2 nuts away from being a squirrel farm, hence the title.
This is a blog about everything, what I watch, what I don't, what I hate, what I love, my life with Eri...and porn (straight, bi, gay).
Besides being 98% insane, I am:
1. male
2. almost married to a woman (Eria, love of my life), mostly happy, except on the days when I receive my wages and my credit card changes hands for a few days... until said wages are no longer but a distant memory and a large number of shoes and handbags.
3. bisexual and non-apologetic about it. Before Eria, the title of lover was held by several guys and a few grrls. About this relationship in a later post though...and more after the jump