Friday, October 15, 2010

Eri's first words

First, to hubby: you are now officially just 1 nut away from being a squirrel farm. Nut no.2 is this blog. Btw, don't you think the content of these first two posts should be better in a separate page, About Us or somethin'..anyway, it's your blog. Same, why not just buy a domain instead of blogger.com? Then again you would have bugged me for days to install stuff and administer the domain...

Second, to the rest of the readers, who now consists of exactly 5 other people besides you and me (yes, R, check the stats...please tell me you didn't add this blog on Facebook to all our friends and very bigot, homophobic, overly-christen and overall dumb extended family)...anyway, where was I?

A, to the rest of the readers, a few fun facts about me, in a nice bulleted list for usability reasons (after the jump):



  • I like sex, in all shapes and sizes. I am openly bisexual, aka: I am into cocks (preferably uncut, but not larger then 19 cm, those hurt) and boobs (nice, round, NATURAL). I wonder if there are any lesbian tranys out there.....I love you, R!!!!
  • I am VERY turned on by gay porn. Randy introduced me to the wonderful world of man on man action on camera and I was hooked. 
  • I am also moderately turned on by GOOD straight porn where the girls look natural
  • I feel somewhat hurt by the fag-hag term. But I also think Steve Hughes is right.
  • I play computer games, lots and lots of them.
  • I love shopping
  • I have a pig tail tattoo on ankle...and the Bentley logo over the navel....and a black cat on my back.
  • I am fascinated not only by male/female erotica, but by the porn industry, be it gay or straight. I guess it comes from the times long gone when I used to be a somewhat successful webcam model and an good phone-sex girl. I bought my car and paid for school so....stfu! My only regret is that I didn't stick with it....maybe hubby will want to put on a show after we both lose some weight.....if the economy goes the same direction, we might just have to this winter unless we develop an sudden love for living outside in a tent.

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