Thursday, December 23, 2010

More about me&Eria

So,

I've got to get Eria off my back for not posting enough or any. This blog was supposed to help me keep my sanity while I'm otherwise bedridden. I can say it would have failed if not for the other gay porn blogs.

So...
I am going to talk about me and her some more.

I am Canadian born, currently living in some backwater E. Europe country. I went to school at UCLA and spent a lot of time on my back paying for it. That's right folks, I used to be an escort/hustler, back in the days (hard to belive it's 8 years ago). I never got into the jizz biz for a simple simple reason: my looks were not to that time's standard. However, I  had a chance to meet people from the industry through my boyfriend (my first) who used to work behind the scenes first for Colt, then Falcon then...well, he worked for almost all major studios except Next Door. He got me my first jizz bizz job: writing marketing copy for tapes and promotional material. Held this job for about 2 years, then decided to actually try an make a living only from writing.



We still keep in touch! It's not as pretty as it looks, folks...

I am bi, but mostly into women (overall, I've had 6 years of girl love and 3 of men love). But I greatly enjoy the feeling a good flip-fuck gives a guy :D

2.5 years ago I was given a choice: hit the unemployment lines or get on the first plane and run the SEO wing of the web company located in E. Europe. So I left my girlfriend (I am bi, in case you missed that) and took their generous offer. That's right folks, I live an Outsourced situation or almost. The difference? This country, though weird in many many ways, is a EU country so...no cow shit in the streets and the air is still breathable.

For about 6 months, I lived my life between work, a small covert gay club (yep, here you will get beat up in the streets if you are caught being gay) and gayromeo.com

A good intentioned co-worker, worried that I was single (and seemed to enjoy it, so that had to stop) introduced me to a stunning and still "single" woman my age (as it is good and proper here). After a 6 months of guys I was in the mood for a girl so I said yes. Little did I knew what I was getting into...

What stunned me at first about Eria was that she seemed pretty butch and not really interested in hooking up with a foreigner, unlike most of the other women here who when they hear me=Canadian turn on the natural lubricant almost instantly. It was a double date: the co-worker insisted he&wife be present to make sure I don't rape Eria or something.

Half way through our date, Eria asked me to dance in such a sure tone that the damsel in me just could not refuse. While we were dancing she told me in a sure tone: listen, you are a nice guy and all but, really, you are gay and so am I. So let's keep this up until we have to go home and then let's agree that we didn't like each other. Let me tell you: I nearly came right then and there.

After our date, I offered to drive Eria home (she is a mixed martial arts practitioner so the str8 couple decided she is safe with me...and yes, she can actually kick my ass). On our way we chatted and I told her 2 things:
1. I am bi, not gay.
2. She is on my Christmas shopping list.

To make a long story short, turns out she is bi too! Took me 4 months of stalking her, but she finaly agreed to sleep with me just to show me she is not good in bed.

And the best part? Being a butch bi woman means she has maaad skillz with a strap-on! Between that and 3 threesomes every month (we keep it to 2MMF and 1MFF)

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